Wednesday, September 8, 2010

X is for Xanth

The Xanth (pronounced "Zanth") series by Piers Anthony was my first foray into 'Adult' fiction. It's a lighthearted fantasy series which takes great joy in turning common sayings and cliches on their heads. For example: placing a dime on the floor in front of a person causes them to freeze upon stepping on it ("stop on a dime"); if a person comes upon a golden idol in the shape of a cat's derriere, touching said item causes catastrophic bad luck ("catastrophe" ... cat-ass-trophy); while you might have night mares visit you with terrifying dreams at night, day mares bring pleasant day dreams to those who slumber in sunlight.

I was introduced to the series while in middle-school—even used two of them for book reports—and have been collecting them ever since. I say collecting, because the series is still being written. Once a year, or so, a new book is released in hardcover, followed eventually by its re-release in mass-market paperback (guess which I collect).

There are currently 36 novels in the series. I own 29. I've only read 6.

I have a few different series that are the same way. I own 17 Dragonriders of Pern novels, and have only read 6. There are other (shorter) series of which I have only read the first book. And yet I still buy more...

Why?

Put simply, I am a collector.

While some collectors prefer action figures, baseball cards, or movie memorabilia, I collect books. If I like a series, I want to own all of it. If I own the first book, or the first two, I've got to complete the collection. Preferably with the same format and style of covers.

To that end, it really grinds my gears when publishing companies change cover styles partway through a series. Artemis Fowl, Mercy Thompson, and even Xanth have all gone through these "transitions": After book 5 or 6, they decide they have a new marketing strategy so they change the new book, then re-release all the previous ones to match. Meanwhile, OCD collectors such as myself are now faced with the conundrum of shelling out more cash for the newer copies (trading in never meets the original price) or having mismatched collections.

And then the collections sit prettily there on the shelf...collecting dust. I swear, I fully intend to read all of the books I've bought. It's just so hard to ignore all the shiny new releases! And between finding great deals at the store, or getting lucky at the library...it's getting harder and harder to say no.

In the meantime, I do scan my collection almost daily. They are not forgotten...just regularly passed up. Poor, poor books.

So, where are my fellow collectors? What's your poison? Got any OCD tendencies of your own?


The Xanth Books I've Read:

A Group That Happens to Have an X in Their Name:

The X Font:

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

W is for The Wolf's Den

With less than a week left of my self-assigned Alphabet Challenge, I figure it's about time I let you in on my secret to success. Well, maybe not the secret, but rather some secrets. ...Which will no longer be secret... Here's a look at what goes into making a post here at The Wolf's Den.

Alphabet Posts

First step is usually to figure out what each letter stands for. Some letters have definitely been easier than others. Sometimes reading others' blog posts has been the only way to get inspiration.

Once a topic has been chosen (though, in some cases before that happens) I head into my image editing program (Paint.NET) to choose the font and make the letter image. It only takes a couple minutes at most, so I tend to do a bunch at the same time. Next I upload the image(s) to my photobucket account, where it can be linked to in my post.

Now's when I finally bring up blogger and start making a post. After linking to the photobucket image, I skip the copy and focus on the end segments. First there's the image of and link to the font, which is typically from DaFont. Some are easier to remember than others, so I sometimes have to check my image program to see what the font was named. But, once located, it's pretty fast to insert into the blog.

Next comes the second-most tedious process of the blog: inserting the Books I've Read section. My first stop is my Excel document of all the books (I remember) I've read. Arranging the books in alphabetical order by title allows quick access to those that fit the letter of the day (though I have to make checks in both books starting with A and The as well). Once I've found a few books I enjoyed that are stand-alone or beginnings to a series, I head over to Powell's website.

Now, some of you might wonder why most of my links are to Powell's instead of, say, Amazon or Borders or B&N... Well, I've considered doing the Amazon route, and possibly earning (a meager) income from providing links, but have decided against it. Ultimately, I figure people will shop where they want, and my linking to a particular store won't deter them. I like Powell's because they provide new and (lightly) used copies for good prices, and their selection is top-notch. Plus, have you seen their City of Books?! But I digress.

On Powell's I take a few minutes to find links to each of the books on my list, while simultaneously looking up images for the books on Google. Once an image is found to my liking, I insert the image into the blog post, then change the link to the Powell's page. In order to comply to my OCD-ness, I must make all the book images the same height—which is accomplished with a little copy, paste, resize in Paint.NET. With each of the images a cool 125px tall, and appropriate widths, my books section is all set.

Finally I'm ready for my video embed. iTunes is my first stop for music artist/group ideas, but if that fails then I simply scan my favorites list on YouTube. Once I find an appropriate vid, it only takes a few seconds to get the embedding code and insert it into the blog post.

And that's it! ...Well, except for the copy, but that part's boring hard to explain my little secret. *wink* All in all, it usually takes about 45 minutes to complete (though this one is taking quite a bit longer!).


Book Reviews

The first step of a book review is, of course, reading the book. I've found myself thinking more about how I read now that I'm blogging about it. I actually consider if a book is working for me, how the characters feel, if I'm enjoying it, and how to summarize/spin the plot of the first 50 pages. It's a lot different than I remember reading before—even when I was supposed to be analyzing books in college. After the first 50 pages, though I usually relax into the book and trust it to take me where it will.

Once I've finished a book, I usually go to bed. Since most of my reading is done at night, I tend to finish books around 3 or 5 in the morning, making sleep a necessity. But even if it's not the middle of the night, I like to give myself a night to digest the ending. Sometimes my first impression of a book weighs too heavily on the ending, and if it's a cliffhanger or otherwise incomplete, it tends to jade my thoughts about the book as a whole. Letting it stew in my mind overnight, or through another day, allows emotions to cool and enjoyable aspects to return to the limelight.

Now that I've got a general impression of the book in mind, I sit down to the blank blogger page and begin.

The title of the post is never the book title. I know, it'd make it much easier to identify—or to pick out on Twitter—but I find I like a little humor in my titles, and just putting "Review of Blank by Yadda Yadda" is boring.

Next is the No Spoiler introduction. I never post spoilers of a book. Ever. As I said, I generally only go into specifics of the first 50 pages OR what is revealed on the book jacket. The only time spoilers might make it into a post is when the book is a part of a series, as with my reviews of the Young Wizards books, and those are only spoilers for previous books. If I can at all help it, though, spoilers are usually contained to "A, B, and C are still alive".

Then comes the book image (always 185px wide), the title of the book (with link to online book-seller), series, # in series, and author name(s). Pretty straightforward.

I write my own introduction hook for the book. This means no disrespect toward those who write the jacket-copy, I simply like putting my own words toward the book. Again, I limit the summary to about the first 50 pages (or so), so nothing too important is given away. I think this is a good limit so that it gives readers a chance to see if they're interested, yet still holds back enough that they're left guessing.

Next, I give my own impressions of the book. I usually touch on the characters, any prevalent themes (romance, mythology, etc.), and writing style. If I have any problems with the book, I usually address them here (though, if plot related, I'm very discreet). Praise is often harder to articulate, but I do try my best to get some of it across—even if it's just recommending it for people "who enjoy blank, blank or blank".

Finally, I state my approximate reading time. Since I often finish my books in one or two sittings, this is fairly easy for me to record. Easier still if I'm listening to an audiobook, which states the time right on the case (though I have to adjust it slightly when I speed it up).


I don't post ratings. Firstly, I don't feel comfortable giving a book a number. It makes me feel like a judge - and from my many marching band competitions, I've learned to greatly dislike judges. Plus, how do I quantify emotions? And what scale do I use if a book is great but not as great as another? So, for me, it's just easier to write about a reading experience than to whittle that down into a number.

And that's it! Hope you enjoyed a look into my blog! And if you have any suggestions, questions, complaints, or well wishes, please don't hesitate to comment!


Some W Books I've Read:

My Favorite "Weird" W Artist:









And More Here & Here!

The W Font:

Monday, September 6, 2010

V is for Vicki

That's right. Today it's all about me.

Hi! I'm Vicki! Yes, notice it's an i, not a y nor an ie. Just i. Don't worry, it's actually easier to type than the other variations. You're welcome.

I'm a native-born Hoosier, but have become an Oregonian over time. Less humidity, less heat, more hills/mountains, and more variety in weather & scenery. Plus no sales tax. Yes, you should all come and visit.

I attended 4 different elementary-schools, 2 middle-schools, and 1 high-school, placing my total at 7 schools before college. This was partly because of the move from Indiana to Oregon, and partly because the school districts decided to re-zone part-way through my education. We actually moved again while I was in high-school, placing me in a different school's boundaries, but didn't tell anybody... Shhhhhh *shifty look*

College was pretty straight forward: I attended LC for 4 years and earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in Creative Writing (minor in History). LC was actually smaller than my high-school! Yeah, it's pretty nice when your largest class has only 35 students.

But, of course, school isn't all about learning. I played trumpet throughout middle-school (concert band, honor band & marching band), high-school (concert band, wind ensemble, marching band, pep band & pit orchestra) and college (concert band, wind symphony, brass ensemble & pep band). I definitely wasn't the best there, but I loved playing and participating.

In middle-school and high-school I also bowled regularly: leagues, tournaments, and a few all-night events. I've since gotten very out-of-habit, so it takes a game or two to 'warm up', but I can still hit 200 games. My last average was in the 180's and my high-game was 242 (I think...I know it was in the 240s). I'd love to get back into bowling, but league fees are an extra expense I can't afford at the moment.

I'm still unemployed and looking for a job. I'd like to stay out of retail, but (unfortunately) that's all the experience I've had so far. I've worked in a grocery store, a shoe store, and a video rental store. I'd love to work in a book store or something having to do with books (publishing, editing, etc.), but pretty much now, I'm just looking for a job. Silly economy.

And...now I think it's time for some of my favorite things!

Favorite Color: Blue
(Can't you tell?)

Favorite Animal: Wolf
(This is a little too easy)

Favorite TV Show: House/Bones
(Really, I have a few, but those two are my absolute faves)

Favorite Movie: WALL-E
(Okay, now you're just being mean!)

Favorite Book: Harry Potter
(You evil, EVIL person!)

Favorite Video Game: Pokemon
(Currently addicted to Pearl)

Favorite Music Genre: Movie Soundtrack
(But I have very eclectic tastes)

Favorite Social Networking Site: Facebook
(Without all those annoying apps)

Favorite Verb: To Smirk
(Stormy enjoys smirking way too much)

Favorite Word: Inevitable
(How sinister can you get?)

Favorite Mythological Creature: Gorgon
(Medusa FTW)

Favorite Paranormal Creature: Werewolf
(*Dodges fireballs from the demons*)

Favorite Female Name: Keelie
(Not too many out there)

Favorite Male Name: Jasper
(Hey, I glommed onto it WAY before Twilight)

Favorite Reading Place: Sprawled out on a couch
(Or sprawled in bed)

Well, I think that about sums me up. Any questions?

A Couple V Books I've Read:

A Versatile V Group:

The V Font:

Sunday, September 5, 2010

U is for Uhhhh...

To tell you the truth, this post almost didn't happen.

I didn't have a U font until 5 minutes ago. I haven't read any U books (besides Animorphs titles), and I didn't think I'd seen any U movies. As far as U music/videos, I was this close to putting Charlie the Unicorn.

This post is purely filler. It's UNoriginal, UNinspired and UNfunny. I apologize.

Only 5 days left!

Some U Movies I've Seen:

A (An?) Unique U Group:

The U Font:

Saturday, September 4, 2010

T is for Trust

Trust is essential in any relationship, but today I want to talk about the trust one places in an author.

I don't like to over-analyze books. In fact, before college I don't think I even knew how to analyze books (no offense to the efforts of my IB English profs). Sure, we went over plots and character motivations, and maybe a little of the historical context, but that was only to "Classics". It wasn't until college, when we began delving into...less classical literature, that my training began to impede on pleasure.

After a while, it becomes all about "the author's message". "What do you think the author meant by that?" "Could the author have been trying to comment on the economy of the time?" "Do you think the author's classical education influenced their choice in subject?" Um...does it really matter?

Sure, depending on the book, the author's message might be the main point of the novel. George Orwell's 1984 is often read as his warning against giving the government too much power. And one might read J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series and find her support of gender/race/gay equality. But sometimes a story is just a story, and I'd like to be entertained for a little bit.

For the most part, I like to give authors full control and follow along. I hardly ever question plot conveniences or the society's norms. If she puts in an alien invasion the night of a jailbreak, I go along with it. If he says C can't speak to T because it's taboo, I feel sorry for them, but go along my merry way. I'm being told a story, and the story's not mine to tell.

I will admit, I've had my tiffs with authors in the past. Sometimes a pairing isn't what I wished it would be, or the hero runs into a burning building for no apparent reason, and I'm absolutely seething. "Why doesn't A see E is perfect for her?" "Why the heck did R do that?!"

Most of these disagreements occur when readers think that the author's character is acting...well, out-of-character. "If A supposedly likes someone, has liked him for a long time, then why does she fall for this new guy at the drop of a hat? Even after he's a jerk to her? She's better than that!" Or... "R's smart and cool-headed, there's no way he would risk his life like that. I can't believe the author's pushing him for the sake of the plot!"

Well, I have to repeat my earlier sentiment... You're being told a story, and the story's not yours to tell. The characters belong first and foremost to the author, and you've got to trust the author enough to know them inside and out and get their story right.

There have been quite a few times where, after going back and re-reading the story to find 'support' for the author's 'claims', I've been pleasantly surprised to find it. For example, I didn't think A and B were really right for each other upon my first reading, but after going back with a more open mind...I found that they truly did fit.

And once I stopped obsessing about how wrong the author was, it made reading the story much more enjoyable. Trusting the author, getting lost in the story, it's a whole different experience.

Next time you're hating a book because your 'Team' didn't win, you might want to try re-reading with a little more trust. Trust me on that.

Some T Books I've Read:

A Terrific T Group:

The T Font: